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Wednesday, November 30, 2016
#28

Done with studies, and graduated last August. Can't wait to revive this blog, but currently still looking for job. Hopefully on my next entry I already have one.

Posted at 12:59 am by mjchristine
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Sunday, July 20, 2014
#27

I know it's been awhile, but I will activate this blog once I got job again. At the moment, I'm back to studying.

Posted at 09:37 pm by mjchristine
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Monday, September 17, 2007
#26

I will be putting this blog into rest for awhile. Meanwhile, check my other blog for current updates.

Thanks for droppin' by still. Luvz y'all! Smile


Posted at 03:55 pm by mjchristine
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Tuesday, August 07, 2007
#25

January 2007

To all Employees:

Dress Code

1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.

2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.

3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay raise.

Sick Days

We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Holiday Days

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

Compassionate Leave

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use

1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now astrict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.

2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper-roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.

3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.

4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break

1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.

2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

 

** Excerpt from my friend's Bulletin post on Friendster. Big Smile


Posted at 04:27 pm by mjchristine
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Wednesday, July 04, 2007
#24

Came to work at 8.30am this morning & wait for Ate Vangie. There's a Teachers' Assembly (Mini-Exhibition for schools) at MOE today and it starts at 9.00am. Ate Vangie came at 8.35am while I was arranging the stuff needed to bring there.

It's around 8.45am when we leave the office. We closed the school first, as per Kuya Jonn's. He called us while we're on the way. When we arrived at the MOE, Kuya Jonn meet us and we headed to the assembly hall. There were only a few people there, the rest is yet to come - I guess. Seems like the phrase "Early bird, catches the early worm" doesn't apply anymore to anyone.

There are no table for us when we arrived, so we spend couple of minutes there standing while Kuya Jonn look for the person he'd spoken to, or just about anyone who knows where our table was. Then a lady came, apparently the one who spoke to Kuya Jonn, and lead us to our table.

After that, I have to go back to school to re-open it. And here I am, just summing up what just happened couple of hours ago. Pretty boring entry, but who's reading?...

Oh well, til the next updates! Tongue


Posted at 10:47 am by mjchristine
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